Gregory B: (Channeling Homer Simpson) Mmmmm… Widescreen Presentation…

Michael Sp:

1) What are the most popular beers? Diet IBC
2) Do we have our own brew and what is it called? You don’t call it… it elects you
3) Waiters or waitresses? Names? I think there are, but I usually just jump over the bar and make like a buffet. I do the same thing at Burger King.
4) Biggest tipper? Biggest tip? Biggest tip? Flying boulders don’t stop on a dime.
5) Name of the BHT softball team? Softball. That’s, like, a sport right?
6) Who is the Bowling team and their averages? Well, I average about 210… oh, wait. That’s golf.
7) Most popular food dish? Yes. Just watch yer fingers at feeding time.
8) Peanuts? I’ll thank you not to ask personal questions.
9) Special nights? Special, as in the short bus?
10) Why are the bathrooms so small? To make sure us guys who tend to be… portly… can’t fit in to clean them. Works for me at home, too.
Bonus) What was it before we moved in and is there any evidence left? I don’t know, but they forgot their cat. Someone pass the A1.