February 28, 2003
CT’s Nice pieces about the ministry and faith of Fred Rogers.
Six Limos. 1 giant ego (among other things). It’s J-lo avoiding exercise.
If you don’t want your kid harssed in the Maine public schools, don’t try Des Moines.
Internet Monk News Room (2-29-03) Barna, Warren to Produce Offspring
—-Chicago,Ill—- Church growth researcher George Barna and best-selling author and Saddleback Valley Church pastor Rick Warren have announced that they are mixing their DNA in a North Chicago laboratory in an effort to produce a child.
Barna said that if the procedures are successful, he and Warren will be the parents of a child who knows all and does everything right. “The next step would be to clone the child and make it available to pastor search committees.” Warren, who donated his DNA yesterday, said that the project was a “purpose driven” vision he and Barna conceived during a recent church growth conference.
Warren also recently announced plans to seek nomination as the next pope. “I feel the Roman Catholic Church could benefit from some of my ideas, and I really like the housing arrangements.” Barna is planning to have himself declared “supernaturally intelligent” at the next meeting of the Evangelical Theological Society. (IMNR)
