Using his skill as a woodsman and carefully placed venison jerky as bait, intrepid hunter Bill MacKinnon successully captured this excellent specimin of the rare Calvinist strain of Yellow-Bellied Anti-federalist. His accomplishment was hailed by big game hunters everywhere for its bravery. Said famed trail guide Retch Stillwell, “Just getting up close to one of these guys after a week of no bathing, no shaving and drinking nothing but Genesee Light is a about the most dangerous thing I can think of.” Added Bruce “G’Day” Bruce, “Blimey! Personally, I’d rather stick my head inside a croc’s mouth while bein’ smeared with kangaroo dung, if ya know what I mean.”