Thanks for the advice, Jim. It never occured to me to freak them out!

If I thought saints should be praised, I’d say, “Saints be praised!!!” If I were an astrologist, I would thank my lucky stars. But as it is, I can say, without any hint of blasphemy whatsoever:

VAN MORRISON HAS A NEW CD COMING OUT!!!! On the BLUE NOTE label, no less!!!!!!

All of you who have been looking to buy me a gift for under $20, here you go. Strike while the iron is hot.