What an a**hat.
I’m sorry, but that’s just what’s stuck in my head from Mr. “Waaaah! I don’t accept the beliefs of Christianity, but want you to call me Christian!!! Waaah!”’s little Test-O-Violence.
Violence
1. Do you condone or condemn the Christians who end the lives of others, in the name of Christ?
Condemn. There is no reason for it. Period.
2. Will you condemn by name as terrorist groups such Christian individuals and organizations as Timothy McVeigh, the Army of God, Paul Hill, Christian Identity, John Salvi, the Ku Klux Klan, Clayton Lee Waagner, Aryan Nations, the National Alliance, John Noster, American Coalition of Life Activists, and Eric Rudolph?
I’m not familiar with some of these. However, I am willing to argue that groups and people such as Tim McV, the Army of God, Paul Hill, Christian Identity, etc. are evil and wrong and are as representative of true Christianity as Bishop Spong. The only difference I can see: one group shouts at people they don’t like, the other demands that people they don’t like or agree with accept them for everything they aren’t.
Modernity
1. Should Christian women have equal rights with men?
Socially, yes. There is no reason for a woman, Christian or otherwise, not to hold a position like CEO, President, or General.
Within the church, it’s a little hairier (and I know there’s a heck of a lot of people who don’t agree with me). In short, I believe that within the church, God has assigned certain responsibilities to men, and others to women, and it is inappropriate for either to fill the other’s shoes except in extreme cases. In short – no women pastors, preachers, teachers, or elders. No woman is to hold a position of political authority over a man within a church. I’m up in the air on deaconesses.
2. Is the Christian concept of a just war acceptable in today’s world?
Yes. Of course, I have to ask why we should judge our concepts by the world in the first place. Last I checked, God’s standards were more important and of higher regard than those of the world.
3. Do you accept the validity of other religions?
They’re religions. They’re valid. It doesn’t make them right. It’s a hard thing, but people who reject Christ in favor of the teachings of Buddhism, Hinduism, etc. are headed to Hell.
4. Do Christians have anything to learn from those who reject the Gospel?
Sure. God’s big enough to use anyone He wants to teach us the truths that are already in the Gospel.
Secularity
1. Should non-Christians enjoy completely equal civil rights with Christians?
Uh… yeah. Outside of the church. A non-Christian has no business as in ministry or church leadership.
2. May Christians convert to other religions?
If they’d like to fry in Hell, yes.
3. May Christian women marry non-Christian men?
Or… may Christian men marry non-Christian women? I thought he’d be more politically correct about this. Meh. In short, if I were asked to, I wouldn’t. I just don’t believe it’s supported by scripture. On a legal level, it’s up to the government.
4. Do you accept the laws of a majority secular government and unreservedly pledge allegiance to that government?
So long as that government does not enforce laws on me which would require me to go against my God and my faith, I would do so. So the “unreservedly” doesn’t work. In short, yes. Then no.
5. Should the state impose religious observance, such as the posting of the Ten Commandments on public buildings?
No. Nor should it work to prevent the practice of those observances. If a group wants to erect a nativity scene in a public park that offends local atheists, the gov’t should not prevent that. Nor should it prevent the atheists from posting a display complete with Santa Claus, Madilyn Murray O’Hair, and the Thanksgiving Theonomist.
6. When Christian customs conflict with secular laws, which should give way?
Customs? I would go with secular law (which shouldn’t go out of its way to end religious observances either). Commands from Scripture, on the other hand, would hold precedence over secular law.
Christian pluralism
1. Are Catholics and Mormons fully legitimate Christians?
Catholics? If they have a saving knowledge of Jesus Christ, yes. Just like Presbyterians, Methodists, and Baptists. Mormons, however, cannot be considered Christian at all.
2. Do you see Christians who disagree with you (for example, Bishop Spong) as having fallen into unbelief?
It depends on what they disagree with me on. Bishop Spong has rejected the bodily resurrection of Christ, the Trinity, and most of Scripture, so I wouldn’t say he’s fallen into unbelief as quickly as I’d say he probably never had a saving knowledge of Christ in the first place.
3. Are accusations of apostasy or heresy acceptable practices?
Yes. On a side note, Bishop Spong and crew are a bunch of heretics. How’s that?
Self-Criticism
1. Do you accept the legitimacy of scholarly inquiry into the historical Jesus?
Sure. They can study whatever they want to. It doesn’t mean that I’m going to agree with or accept their conclusions just because they declare themselves to be scholars.
2. Who was responsible for the Oklahoma City bombings?
A couple of terrorists. It was in a couple of papers. Maybe you missed it. One of them was last seen twitching on the end of an IV filled with sodium pentethol.
Defense against Militant Christianity
1. Do you accept enhanced security measures to fight militant Christianity, even if this means extra scrutiny of yourself (for example, FBI monitoring of churches)?
Militant Christianity specifically? No. I am in favor of enhanced security measures that don’t interfere with our civil rights, so long as they’re in place to protect us from violent extremists of all sorts.
2. Do you agree that institutions accused of funding terrorism (such as anti-abortion violence) should be shut down, or do you see this as a symptom of bias?
Accused? No. Proven? Yes.
Goals in the World
1. Do you accept that the majority of the countries in the world are majority non-Christian and many goverments are secular or non-Christian, or do you seek to transform them into majority Christian countries ruled by Christian principles of morality?
Absolutely. As far as I’m concerned, people’s need to go to Heaven far outranks liberals’ need for feeling all ooey-gooey about protecting someone’s culture that legitimizes stuff like female circumcision.
2. Do you accept that the U.S. governmental system is secular, or do you seek to transform the U.S. into a Christian nation?
Last I checked, our government wasn’t allowed to be a religious government. Something about a first amendment.