Couple of funnies from satire-hound, Iowahawk:

Stern: ‘Chill Wind Blowing All of Us”

New York – Radio personality Howard Stern today warned that “our fundamental American rights to speak out on anal and nasal sex are under attack” after his program was dropped by six stations owned by media giant Clear Channel Communications.

“First they came for the donkey shows and the retard drag pageants,” he said. “Then they came for the dwarf lesbian baked bean wrestling, and there was no one left to speak up for me.”

Jesusmania Sweeps Tinseltown

Expected strong box office for Mel Gibson’s controversial ‘Passion’ has prompted studio execs to greenlight a number of Jesus-themed TV and film projects, says a new report in Variety. Films already in pre-production include My Big Fat Last Supper, Galilee Road Trip, and Bring It On, Roman Chumps; TV pilots reported in casting include sitcom Magdalene’s Angels and reality series Disciple Island.