Rick Warren may be guilty of many things. I’m not sure what they are, because I’m confused by the fact that we’re mad at Franky for not going and we’re mad at Rick for going more than once as part of church building. Of course, we have other things to be mad at both Franky and Rick for. Franky’s books are self-centered, mean-spirited and thinly veiled attempts to get back at his parents. On the other hand, they have sex in them. As far as I could tell, there’s no sex in The Purpose Driven Life, at least in the book. I’ll ask some of the PDL-followers at church if they have sex when I see them on Sunday, just to be sure.
One thing Rick should watch is his tendency (both in PDL and in the article cited here) to pick bad analogies and stick with them way too long. I dunno how much surfing Rick has done, but his “surfing spiritual waves” thing is just wrong. I’ve surfed. In fact, I spent most of the 80’s just slightly offshore. I have a few things to say for Rick’s benefit:
- Surfing is not a mode of transportation. Nobody surfs to get someplace. When you drop in to a wave, you go where the wave goes. And you have to have a lot of Zen sensibility about that, because “where the wave goes” is statistically in the opposite direction of your towel 105% of the time. (The extra 5% refers to the fact that even if you paddle out when it’s flat, the current will suck you toward Florida. It’s sort of a Bermuda Triangle thing.)
- Nobody surfs in a tsunami. No surfer calls a big wave a tsunami. That’s because any true surfer is someone who’s gone out when conditions are deadly at least once in their life, and they know better. Tsunamis crush villages. I paddled out in a hurricane at Island Beach once, and came ashore several hours later at Harvey Cedars. If you don’t understand that, mapquest has NJ maps to help. The point is, once you’ve actually done something so stupid as to be life-threatening and beyond all common sense, you don’t have to deal in hyperbola.
- When you surf, you concentrate on not being sucked up into the curl and tossed onto bare sand, crushed on a jetty, hitting small children, bathers, and other surfers, or being hooked by fisherman, or bitten by bluefish. You don’t look at a wave, and see where it’s going, and decide to take it. You look at a wave, check your shorts to see if your ‘nads have left you yet, and drop in.
- Big days happen, but almost never when the weatherman says. So you can pray for surf all you want, but just because the report says it will be 12’ and tubing doesn’t mean you’re going to get anything but shorebreak.
Rick does get some laughs, though. I liked these lines:
No doubt, some will defend their failure to use this moment and this incredible tool for Christ with personal, theological, or philosophical defenses. Some churches would rather be cool, hip, or cutting-edge, than reach more people for Christ. To those I would ask, What matters most? Where’s the fruit? Um, Rick, Passion is cool, hip, and cutting edge. Where’s your fruit? I see pride, arrogance and Pharisaism all over your comments, dude. Lighten up. If nothing else, take a pill and read Romans 14.
Many young pastors would be shocked to learn that the largest Gen-X church in America is Saddleback with over 20,000 names under 29 on our church roll. I’m SHOCKED! SHOCKED! to think that your application of the same marketing techniques that get people into shopping malls to church growth are effective; after all, there’s so little evidence that they work for the malls. Dude, you sound like an idiot.
I could name a thousand different niches in our culture, and postmoderns are just one of the many groups Jesus died for. Whoa, dude. That sounds like Limited Atonement to me. I mean, if Jesus died for “many groups,” then there have to be groups he didn’t die for, right?
Honestly, I can’t imagine any pastor being ashamed or reluctant to use a film about the Cross. Well, dude, have at it. Once you’ve done an outreach based on The Last Temptation of Christ and Life of Brian, you can work your way through IMDB’s list.
It doesn’t preach; it just tells the story in an unsanitized and authentic way, and all of America is discussing it right now. I take it back. You don’t sound like an idiot, you are an idiot. Your seminary degree isn’t worth crap if you can’t distinguish between an “authentic” account of the crucifixion and Passion.
Oh, and Rick, Hitler had the numbers too.
I’m sorry, Michael. I know we’re supposed to keep it PG-13, but man, I read this and my only thought was “Aw, man, Rick, shut the **** up.”.