my own life is weird enough. Besides, all journeys into the Twilight Zone have ceased since we have the canon of the entire Twilight Zone tv series hosted by Mr. Serling. You should know that!

(On a totally unrelated note, I made muffins this morning. The kind where all that is needed is to put milk in the stuff from the bag. All I could think of while I was mixing the batter was, “What would Capon think?!?”)