Accccccchhhhhhhhh! I can’t take the clapping and the not-clapping and the sort-of clapping and the eye-rolling clapping and the he-took-a-breath-so-let’s-clap clapping!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve only made it through two complete State of the Union Addresses: the first one I watched, and the one after Sept 11. I tapped out of this one about 13 minutes in. Sigh.

Enough with the clapping already!