TMH, that there eeelectric bike looks pretty environmentally friendly. People would think I was a heretic if I drove that thing. Isn’t there a way we can cheaply retain our oil gluttony without necessarily saving sea otters and marmosets and having clean drinking water as a byproduct? You go find something that cuts my gas bill and cuts the lifespan of furry woodland creatures and I’ll consider it. Until then, I’ll just pretend you never brought up that bike contraption.

(JN)